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The Unofficial Doctrine of “Helping Hand” Evolution

I’ve been schooling myself on Evolutionary Biology for about 3 or 4 years.
I dropped out of college after my freshman year because Undergrad was then,
and is still is today a lifeless process of rote memorization.  During that
time, I didn’t learn to learn, or learn anything more than “here are the
rules, and if you don’t follow [...]

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Perl on Twitter

As a result of YAPC::NA 10, I was inspired to get more involved in Social Media. The idea is to promote and learn about new technologies through Social Media while injecting a sane, intelligent under current of Modern Perl.
I finally started to use my Twitter account. I’ve noticed the majority of tweets regarding Perl [...]

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Vacation and PHP

I took a much needed vacation the latter part of last week. Prior to that, I was helping a few coworkers with getting PHP Web Applications developed on Fedora Core 5 to run on CentOS 5 with upgraded PHP, Apache, and libraries. Every time I work with PHP, it gives me serious perspective [...]

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Using POE to hook syslog-ng

A massively code heavy post on integrating syslog into in house applications using syslog-ng and Perl’s amazing POE Event Framework to do really crazy things!

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YAPC::NA 10th Anniversary Wrap Up Post

I got back from YAPC::NA #10 yesterday. There was a lot of sleeping required to recover from a tech conference with 8 am talks! A Twitter Search for “yapc” indicates I’m not the only one slow to recover those missing hours of sleep.
Overall the conference was a fantastic success. There were highs [...]

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Perl Iron Man Contest

Matthew S Trout has started a Perl Iron Man challenge to encourage Perl users to become active in the blogosphere.  Not many people outside of the Perl echo chamber realize how active and modern the language.  A lot of the concepts that trampolined Ruby and Python into the forefront of Web 2.0 have been alive [...]

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Perl is Dead

I’ve been doing web application development for years in several languages. I’ve spent time with PHP, Java, but primarily Perl. I consider myself a “Perl Programmer” first, everything else second. Until recently, most people would equate that to “Dinosaur.” However, there’s been a revival of Perl these days! There are [...]

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From cfEngine to Puppet: A retrospective

For several years I’ve managed to bend cfEngine 2.0’s architecture to my will.  Being an experienced Perl programmer, I was able to abuse the configuration language snytax in order to accomplish a number of strange things including Copy Back and automated management of OSSEC-HIDS.  However, there comes a point when the managing the cfengine configs [...]

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Pittsburgh Perl Workshop 2008

I had the pleasure of speaking at the 2008 Pittsburgh Perl Workshop. Due to some rather depressing news on the home front, I was only able to attend Saturday’s track and the Event Dinner. Everything was awesome as usual. I was even surprised to learn new things in the Advanced Pattern Matching [...]

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Domestic Security

Just a little comic to remind ourselves what we’re giving away for “Security.” This is not what our founding fathers had in mind. I’m disappointed in the US Government and it’s people.

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